It’s a safe assumption that I am a connoisseur of the multitude of pleasures that life has to offer. I can hastily spawn a catalog of things that definitely don’t suck, while simultaneously providing you with a menu of things that do. Basically I’m an opinionated son of a bitch. I have been fortunate enough to participate a wide range of human experiences and it is this fortitude that is likely the culprit for my opinionated nature. Regardless of your list, many of us share a love for one of life’s primary pleasure offerings – whiskey.
To quote the ever prolific Ron Swanson: “Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”
My passionate ramblings are coming to you from The Celtic Tavern, here in Denver. As I quaintly sip my whiskey, I am again fortunate to have the opportunity to pontificate about my favorite form of liquid substance. If you haven’t been to The Celtic Tavern or it’s sister bar, Delaney’s, do yourself a favor and go. Seriously. Stop reading, get in your car, find parking, and enjoy. Delaney’s is easily my favorite cigar bar in the city. Pick a stogie and a beverage and lose yourself in the library. The Celtic Tavern brings the culture of a Scottish pub to our fair city and it’s vibe will inspire you to dawn a kilt, if you’re not already wearing one.
I’m going to assume that you friggin’ love whiskey. You clicked the link, so my assumptions are justified. Outside of these being awesome establishments, The Celtic Tavern is also the site of an upcoming event that you, as a fellow whiskey aficionado, need to prep your calendar for. This Saturday, November 14th, The Celtic Tavern will be alive with the ghost of bagpipers past, as Whiskey War takes over. What the hell is Whiskey War and why should you give a shit?
“A night of whiskey, cigars, and everything they embody.” This opening line from the official Whiskey War website efficiently sets the tone for the evening. Whiskey War is a night dedicated to the celebration of one of the greatest achievements of our species – whiskey. Whiskey has played an invaluable role in our nation’s history. At one point in time it was used as a currency and today, our great nation consumes a staggering 1.9 billion liters of whiskey each year. Those stats are as smooth as Tennessee whiskey.
So here’s the deal, want to sample many varieties of both local and national whiskey? Want to vote for your favorite to help steer the whiskey community towards greatness? Want to get toasted and burn a fucking delicious cigar? Of course you do. Here’s what you’re gonna do. Purchase tickets at: www.whiskeywar.com/buy and on Saturday night at 6:00pm, you’re going to make your way to 1801 Blake Street. You’re going to eat a hearty meal beforehand, to ensure that you can make it past 9:47 and you’re going to have an awesome friggin time. Whiskey. Cigars. Reasons.